Monday 22 August 2011

Who Said Facebook Can Replace Your Website???


Did you really believe them?

Sorry to burst their bubble, but websites aren't a luxury, they're a necessity. And I am amazed at how many people there are on Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn and the other social networks who don't have a website. I think this is a mistake for a number of reasons.

Facebook

Did you know that on Facebook each user has two news feeds?  Recent research indicates that perhaps 95% of all Facebook users only see the items in the top news feed. This is the default news feed, the one that Facebook filters to decide what is relevant and therefore that means for a variety of reasons that your posts may never even be seen by the very people who like your page. This means that the Facebook "EdgeRank" score for your wall posts may be deciding who gets to see your wall posts and therefore your time consuming marketing efforts may be a total waste of your time.  So!  Not only do you have to get them to "Like" your page but you need to educate them as to how they can see your updates which I'll deal with in another post.

Taking Control

Search engines are content driven. And while you may have a nice profile on the various social networks, it's not the same as having unique content on your website.

In addition, you have complete control over the content on your own website, as opposed to social network profiles which are limited by user guidelines and there filter systems as mentioned above.  Also, it's much easier to build your brand if you have a website and particularly if you are in control of it!

Think about it!

When you can have your own CMS website designed and built in a way that you have total 24/7 control at your finger tips for £250 it's shear stupidity not to have one, particularly when a single 10cm 2 column advert in the local rag will cost you just as much only to then end up wrapping chips the next day!  With a website its permanent and for just a few £s more you can have full integration with the social networks to build and create your brand.

For more information about running your own CMS Website check out Web Design and Photography by Andrew Eldridge to see some snapshots of site designs.


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Thursday 18 August 2011

Social Robot Invasion


Robot Wars

Am I at war with the robots or should I embrace them?

I recently released a set of 42 Free Twitter Templates and set about promoting it through Twitter and Facebook.

In the knowledge it would bring me more visitors to see my other web design work I thought it well worth investing the three days to create and implement the download system into my website.

To monitor the results I installed a new visitor counter the week before release so that I could instantly see what was going on and the results from the promotion were quite astounding from a site that was attracting only around a dozen visitors per day.  With the clock set at the 1956 previous visitors the installation took place and I suddenly found around 100 per day before its promotion launch late one afternoon I sent out the first Tweet and the results came in pretty quickly by midnight the clock had reached 361 visits in one day!  The following day saw the site achieve 1117 visitors and this surpassed all my expectations so as you would expect I should be a happy man!

However one thing I noticed was that the bots on site were out numbering the visitors and although they are not counted as a visitor it does make me wonder just who is behind all these bots and what is there purpose?

I've used this promotion combination on my other websites before but never with such an instant success.  From a human factor I realise that offering Free Twitter Template to Twitter users was bang on the money as far as target marketing is concerned but what was the key that drew so many bots?  Is it the word "FREE" if so why are people setting up these bots to trawl for specific keywords?  I can only assume they are but I'd be interested to know a little bit more if anyone can tell me just how they are targeted.



From what I've found out already, the good guys who we want to attract to our web pages, are the search engines, for they are the ones that bring us visitor traffic. However there are bad ones too.

The following is taken from Wikipedia
A Web crawler (BOT) is a computer program that browses the World Wide Web in a methodical, automated manner or in an orderly fashion. Other terms for Web crawlers are ants, automatic indexers, bots, Web spiders, Web robots, or Web scutters.

This process is called Web crawling or spidering. Many sites, in particular search engines, use spidering as a means of providing up-to-date data. Web crawlers are mainly used to create a copy of all the visited pages for later processing by a search engine that will index the downloaded pages to provide fast searches. Crawlers can also be used for automating maintenance tasks on a Web site, such as checking links or validating HTML code. Also, crawlers can be used to gather specific types of information from Web pages, such as harvesting e-mail addresses (usually for sending spam).

A Web crawler is one type of bot, or software agent. In general, it starts with a list of URLs to visit, called the seeds. As the crawler visits these URLs, it identifies all the hyperlinks in the page and adds them to the list of URLs to visit, called the crawl frontier. URLs from the frontier are recursively visited according to a set of policies.

The large volume implies that the crawler can only download a fraction of the Web pages within a given time, so it needs to prioritize its downloads. The high rate of change implies that the pages might have already been updated or even deleted.

The number of possible crawlable URLs being generated by server-side software has also made it difficult for web crawlers to avoid retrieving duplicate content. Endless combinations of HTTP GET (URL-based) parameters exist, of which only a small selection will actually return unique content. For example, a simple online photo gallery may offer three options to users, as specified through HTTP GET parameters in the URL. If there exist four ways to sort images, three choices of thumbnail size, two file formats, and an option to disable user-provided content, then the same set of content can be accessed with 48 different URLs, all of which may be linked on the site. This mathematical combination creates a problem for crawlers, as they must sort through endless combinations of relatively minor scripted changes in order to retrieve unique content.

Malicious use of bots is the coordination and operation of an automated attack on networked computers, such as a denial-of-service attack by a botnet. Internet bots can also be used to commit click fraud and more recently have seen usage around MMORPG games as computer game bots. A spambot is an internet bot that attempts to spam large amounts of content on the Internet, usually adding advertising links.There are malicious bots (and botnets) of the following types:
  • Spambots that harvest email addresses from internet forums, contact forms or guestbook pages
  • Downloader programs that suck bandwidth by downloading entire web sites
  • Web site scrapers that grab the content of web sites and re-use it without permission on automatically generated doorway pages
  • Viruses and worms
  • DDoS attacks
  • Botnets / zombie computers; etc.
  • File-name modifiers on peer-to-peer file-sharing networks. These change the names of files (often containing malware) to match user search queries.
  • Automating the entry of internet sweepstakes or instant win games to get an advantage
  • Automating tasks on promotional web sites to win prizes
  • Votebots which automatically cast votes for or againsts certain forms of user-contributed content such as videos on Youtube or reader comments on blog pages.
  • Bots are also used to buy up good seats for concerts, particularly by ticket brokers who resell the tickets. Bots are employed against entertainment event-ticketing sites, like TicketMaster.com. The bots are used by ticket brokers to unfairly obtain the best seats for themselves while depriving the general public from also having a chance to obtain the good seats. The bot runs through the purchase process and obtains better seats by pulling as many seats back as it can.
  • Bots are often used in massively multiplayer online role-playing games (MMORPG) to farm for resources that would otherwise take significant time or effort to obtain; this is a concern for most online in-game economies. As such, players are often banned from their respective MMORPG for going outside the programming and "cheating" as bots are not typically allowed because they give an unfair advantage.
The most widely used anti-bot technique is the use of CAPTCHA, which is a type of Turing test used to distinguish between a human user and a less-sophisticated AI-powered bot, by the use of graphically encoded human-readable text.

Over to you...

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Wednesday 10 August 2011

What can IT do for my business?


Let “IT” work for you?

When it comes to handling data there is nothing better than IT for speed and efficiency!

The question is; is it a database or spreadsheet that would best fill your needs? It could be Microsoft Access or Microsoft Excel or maybe even one of the very good open source programs available, but whatever your choice you need get the right tool for the job.

Making the right choice is critical if you want to access and update your information with maximum performance and accuracy, so how do we pick the program that will work best for your data.
In both database and spreadsheet, you can:
  • Run powerful queries to sort and filter your data.
  • Run sophisticated calculations to derive the information you want.
  • Generate reports on your data and view them in multiple formats.
  • Use forms to add, change, delete, and navigate your data easily.
  • Create a mail merge - for example, to mass-produce address labels.
Both types of programs organize data in columns, which are also called fields, that store a particular kind of information, or data. At the top of each column, the first cell is used to label the column. The One difference in terminology is that what is called a row in a spreadsheet is called a record in database.

Comparison?
Excel is a spreadsheet software program not a database management system. It stores units of information in rows and columns of cells, called worksheets. Common tasks performed in Excel are the management of lists such as telephone numbers and personnel data.

Access is a database system and stores its data in tables that look much the same as worksheets but are designed for complex querying in relation to data stored in other tables and locations, and even in fields in other tables.

While both programs work well for managing various types of data, each one has clear advantages depending on those types of data and what you want to do with it.

Which do I choose?

Firstly: Is your data relational or not?

If you can store your data logically in a single table or worksheet, then you should do it. Meaning that the data in each column is directly related and needs only to reside in a single, flat table in either spreadsheet or database. It should reside in and be updated in the same view. Data of this kind, contained in a single page or sheet is called flat or non-relational data.

If your data needs to be stored in more than one table, then you need a relational database. Each table is basically a description of a type of data. If you require a relational database, you've identified a one-to-many relationship in your data. For example, if you have a customer order database, one table will contain customer names and contact details while another will contain their orders. Each single customer may have many orders. You might want to have another table for order details as each order can have many different product line. This type of Relational data is best stored in a database.

It is always a challenge to organize data effectively for retrieval in an efficient manner and the more data you have, the more likely you are to need to store it in multiple tables of a database. To help manage your data and keep it accurate, both spreadsheet and datbase will provide you with unique identifiers.
In Access for instance, a primary key uniquely identifies each record, wheras

In Excel, each row is numbered and each column is denoted by a letter, so each cell or range of cells has a reference such as B5.

When to use a Database
Use a database when you:
  • Require a relational database (multiple tables) to store your data.
  • You may need to expand and add more tables in the future to an originally flat or non-relational data set.
For example, if you want to keep track of customer information such as first and last names, addresses, and telephone numbers, but that information may grow to include actions by customers such as orders, then consider starting your data project in database.
  • Have a very large amount of data (thousands of entries).
For example, if you work in a large company and are required to store personnel information, then use a database.
  • Have data that is mostly of the seen as text.
  • Want to run complex queries.
  • You have many people working in the database and want robust options to expose that data for updating.
For example, Access offers data access pages for the more technical user and forms if you want to be more user friendly.

When to use a Spreadsheet
Use a spreadsheet when you:
  • Require a flat or non-relational view of your data (you do not need a relational database with multiple tables).
This is especially true if that data is mostly numeric—for example, if you want to maintain a financial budget for a given year.
  • Want to run primarily calculations and statistical comparisons on your data - for example, if you want to show a cost/benefit analysis in your company's budget.
  • Know your dataset is manageable in size (no more than 15,000 rows).

Whether you choose a database or a spreadsheet, protecting your data is a must!

No matter which program you choose, it's important that you know how to help protect your data. So, here are a few tips:
  • Always create a backup copy of your file each time you update your data.
  • Avoid blank cells in your rows and columns that contain data.
  • Use Show/Hide options to remove critical data from view where possible.
  • Take measures to control user access to your data to help protect it. Security measures include:
Encryption
Password requirements
User-level permissions
Digital signatures
Read-only privileges

Creating a suitable spreadsheet or database can be a daunting prospect for those new to IT and the concept of theses options but getting rid of those old outdated filing systems will probably be the most effieciant and profitable step you'll ever take in your business.

If you would like to discuss your needs and recieve some helpful advice you can contact me for a no obligation chat about what you want to achieve and what I may be able to offer you!

I may be able to give you a little advice that will set you on the right path, I may recommend a ready made option or I may if I think its required offer to design and build an option to suit your requirements from bottom up! That shouldn't frighten you as simple spreadsheets can start at just £50

Contact me now to see if I can help

If you would like to see how a simple spreadsheet can be used as a cost risk analysis tool you can download an excel spreadsheet right here Free of charge

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Wednesday 3 August 2011

Empire Avenue


Check me out on Empire Avenue and buy some fun shares to make yourself money in this fun social stockmarket game.

Let me know when you join straight away and I'll buy shares in you to increase your value


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Tuesday 26 July 2011

Free Twitter Templates


Something For Nothing!

It isn't very often that happens, but there are 42 Free Templates available for Twitter right now!



Follow the link to Web Design by Andrew Eldridge to get yours.  You can get them personalised or even have one personally designed to your brief!

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Monday 18 July 2011

Babies are being HUNG before they can stand



Should we hang them or should we allow them to Stand?


It's a dilemma I know because we all have times when we would like to hang our babies ;-) but with the New Dimension three dimensional portraits you can choose which ever way you like!






3D or not 3D what is your choice?  Old fashioned portrait photography has just been blown out of the water!

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Wednesday 13 July 2011

Tribute to Uncle John


 
Uncle John
A generous and very loveable man

An uncle but a friend in many ways too

The man who took me for my first pint in a pub when aged 21 he brought me something I'll treasure forever!


John the boy in the Cooperage


John the man



God be with you John
Enjoy yourself free from pain!
Be happy in the great pub in the sky where you can hear and see all before you!
You maybe be gone but you wont be forgotten! xxx



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"Dance dance wherever you maybe. I am the lord of the dance says he!"

Launching Parkers (Dance) World


Today's launch Stories for Dance include...
"Scientists say they've carried out the first rigorous analysis of dance moves that make men attractive to women.

The researchers say that movements associated with good dancing may be indicative of good health and reproductive potential..."

News Gathering For You...
This last week I've been searching around the world, working and testing my news gathering web pages!

I've been setting up the pages in such a way that aggregates all the news from hundreds of web sources into into one easily accessible page that you can subscribe too should the subject be of interest to you!

Rather than scour the whole Internet for you interesting stuff, it simply offers you the choice of visiting one page everyday for all your news about your selected subject as recommended by twitter and facebook users around the world. It posts a headline and a brief snip of the story and and an easy link direct to the full story if it catches your eye!


Over the next ten days I'm going to provide you with the link to each of my news pages which cover different subjects. Each news desk edition will offer a different subject as below...
Parkers (Baby) World published daily 12am
Parkers (Chelsea) World published daily 1pm
Parkers (Twitter Friends) World published daily 2pm
Parkers (Celebrity) World published daily 3pm
Parkers (Mans) World published daily 4pm
Parkers (Burton on Trent) World published daily 5pm

  
Today's launch is Parkers (Dance) World

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Tuesday 12 July 2011

Treat your Kids Vote Keep them as Children for Longer


Zoom back to 1962 for a Great Kids Treat
 

Tracey Island Treat! Ice cream mountain & Fab on blue jelly

An edible toy rocket, an ice lolly sculpture in three colours, with real fins on the side the sides!  One of the first lollies ever to be advertised on television and in cinemas; Lyons Maid the makers of Zoom asked Gerry Anderson who hadn't yet made Thunderbirds, but had made a series called Fireball XL5, in which Colonel Steve Zodiac and Robert the "On our way 'Ome" Robot appeared as the World Space Patrol battled against the invading aliens.  Zoony the Lazoon was a favourite of mine

The adverts for Zoom featured these puppets and in colour too, which was far better than in the television series where they were only seen in black and white. The Zoom became a best-seller as a result.

A year later in 1963, along came the queen of all lollies: "Fab" probably aimed at the girls as it had all the glitz and glamour of the hundreds and thousands sprinkled on top making the Fab feminine and sophisticated through the eyes of a young girl.

When Thunderbirds was launched in 1965 it was my boss Lady P who developed the catch phrase F.A.B. adding further to the glamour and sophistication with the pink suits and of course the mansion and my Rolls Fab1.

Actually it was all very clever marketing stuff in my opinion as it was product placement at its best.  As kids we loved the adventure of the rescues and then pestering our mums as soon as the ice cream van arrived uncannily at times just after the episode :)


How nice it was that these ice lollies and their advertising were aimed at children who were children!

For those that are involved in advertising now days, perhaps you should remember kids don't need to be sexualised, that comes to them all too soon.  Give them time to enjoy their innocence.

If you agree! Please post a comment or share this page!

Thanks to The Real Tony C for the Tracey Island recipe idea!  pay him a visit for some real sumptuous recipes


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Launching Parkers (Woman's) World


Today's launch Stories for the ladies include...

"When I sat to write this article it was to simply share a message that I received for all you beautiful women and girls out there; beautiful in the sense of your soul, your spirit, your essence – and it is those things, and those things alone that are true beauty and that will be the magnate to attract other beautiful things in your lives."

News Gathering For You...
This last week I've been searching around the world, working and testing my news gathering web pages!

I've been setting up the pages in such a way that aggregates all the news from hundreds of web sources into into one easily accessible page that you can subscribe too should the subject be of interest to you!

Rather than scour the whole Internet for you interesting stuff, it simply offers you the choice of visiting one page everyday for all your news about your selected subject as recommended by twitter and facebook users around the world. It posts a headline and a brief snip of the story and and an easy link direct to the full story if it catches your eye!
Over the next ten days I'm going to provide you with the link to each of my news pages which cover different subjects. Each news desk edition will offer a different subject as below...
Parkers (Dance) World published daily 11am
Parkers (Baby) World published daily 12am
Parkers (Chelsea) World published daily 1pm
Parkers (Twitter Friends) World published daily 2pm
Parkers (Celebrity) World published daily 3pm
Parkers (Mans) World published daily 4pm
Parkers (Burton on Trent) World published daily 5pm

  
Today's launch is Parkers (Woman's) World

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Monday 11 July 2011

Launching Parkers (Business) World


Today's Business launch Stories include...

"Many new entrepreneurs do not know where to start when it comes to writing a business plan..."


News Gathering For You...

This last week I've been searching around the world, working and testing my news gathering web pages!

I've been setting up the pages in such a way that aggregates all the news from hundreds of web sources into into one easily accessible page that you can subscribe too should the subject be of interest to you!

Rather than scour the whole Internet for you interesting stuff, it simply offers you the choice of visiting one page everyday for all your news about your selected subject as recommended by twitter and facebook users around the world. It posts a headline and a brief snip of the story and and an easy link direct to the full story if it catches your eye!
Over the next ten days I'm going to provide you with the link to each of my news pages which cover different subjects. Each news desk edition will offer a different subject as below...
Parkers (Woman's) World published daily 10am
Parkers (Dance) World published daily 11am
Parkers (Baby) World published daily 12am
Parkers (Chelsea) World published daily 1pm
Parkers (Twitter Friends) World published daily 2pm
Parkers (Celebrity) World published daily 3pm
Parkers (Mans) World published daily 4pm
Parkers (Burton on Trent) World published daily 5pm

  
Today's launch is Parkers (Business) World

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Saturday 9 July 2011

A Coming together of Building News


News Gathering

This last week I've been searching around the world, working and testing my news gathering web pages!

I've been setting up the pages in such a way that aggregates all the news from hundreds of web sources into into one easily accessible page that you can subscribe too should the subject be of interest to you!

Rather than scour the whole Internet for you interesting stuff, it simply offers you the choice of visiting one page everyday for all your news about your selected subject as recommended by twitter and facebook users around the world.   It posts a headline and a brief snip of the story and and an easy link direct to the full story if it catches your eye!

Over the next ten days I'm going to provide you with the link to each of my news pages which cover different subjects.   Each news desk edition will  offer a different subject as below...
  • Parkers (Builders) World published daily 8am Read Now!
  • Parkers (Business) World published daily 9am
  • Parkers (Woman's) World published daily 10am
  • Parkers (Dance) World published daily 11am
  • Parkers (Baby) World published daily 12am
  • Parkers (Chelsea) World published daily 1pm
  • Parkers (Twitter Friends) World published daily 2pm
  • Parkers (Celebrity) World published daily 3pm
  • Parkers (Mans) World published daily 4pm
  • Parkers (Burton on Trent) World published daily 5pm

Over the next ten days I'm going to provide you with the link to each of my news pages which cover different subjects.   Each news desk edition will  differing subject editions relating to the subject

Today's launch is Parkers (Building) World




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Friday 8 July 2011

Naughty Temptation



Go on!   Share Me!   Tease your friends!   its...

Naughty but Nice!!!

 Yum! Yum!  Mmmmmmmmmmmm

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Wednesday 6 July 2011

Pregnancy Preservation


Preserve Your Bump Forever!!!

What do you think of this? 




A great new way to preserve your bump with a glorious three dimensional body sculpture from Andrew Eldridge

The image shown, shows the pre-finished state.


Once prepared it can be finished in porcelain white, bronze, silver and gold, with additional antiqued options.

Available in a range of sizes these beautiful portrait sculptures come framed for the wall or as a freestanding shelf ornament!





To find out more click to visit 3D Portraits by Andrew Eldridge

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Tuesday 5 July 2011

Parkers News World


'ello!  Parker Speakin' Will you be a new Face in my Book?

Preparing for Launch of 4 New Web News sites!

Parkers (Womans) World

Parkers (Mans) World

Parkers (Dance) World

Parkers (Chelsea) World

Each of these sites will carry aggregated news from around the Internet and will offer content related to there (in brackets) title.  The aim is to put all of the stuff that covers your interests in once place so that you can reach it with the click of just one button.

The links to the news should be added tomorrow so please keep your eye out,  I'm sure they'll be worth a read!



If you would like me to add another subject to my titles please drop me a comment below!

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Monday 4 July 2011

Meet The Dongles!


Never Mind The Dingles



Computers & Dongles - Filing Cabinets and Drawers

Had Lady H (Or Computer lady as I call 'Er!) known that she was about to be dragged out of her comfort zone, she might 'Ave decided to join the dole queue rather than launch herself on the unsuspecting general public.  She wos telling Lady P that starting a new business seemed like a good idea at the time cos, she felt that there was a genuine need for I.T Tuition in the home.

What she hadn’t taken into account was that she would soon have a run in with The Dongles and there wireless Internet connection problems!

"OMG!!" she said, wot with that, printer problems, downloading, PC’s running slow and folk wanting to surf with no virus protection, Oh woe was she!!!

It seems so much for a computer beginner to learn...
One of her first clients was a very nice man who just wanted to surf the web, he had a rarely used laptop and a newly installed Internet connection.

Twenty minutes into the lesson, they lost the Internet connection, the very nice man contacted his ISP explained very briefly then passed the phone to The Computer Lady, who tried to resist, which was a natural reaction to a man having problems wiv 'is dongle "Yes but!! No but!!" she said "Oh OK then".

During the next hour a very nice foreign lady instructed her to check lights and cables, switch off router or unplug cable, wait thirty seconds then switch back on, followed by an intense tour through the control panel and C: drive, so phone in one hand and scrabbling on hands and knees under TV unit, she was trying to follow instructions, eventually connection was resumed by this time the one hour session booked, was well and truly over.

The Computer Lady being kind of heart, insisted on carrying on to show the very nice worried man how to use his, already set up by someone else, email account, she reassured him that the likelihood of him having to go through all that again was minimal and she was only going to charge him for the one hours tuition that they had agreed on, this took another length of time as he could not remember his password, which turned out to have been set up over a year ago and never been used.
The one hour session swiftly turned into over three hours and true to her word she only charged him for one hour, as she drove the eight miles home, she chuckled to herself and thought there has to be an easier way to make a living than this!! And what day could she sign on.

By the time she'd  'Ad this little tate r tate with Lady P over tea and scones, she was convinced she wos doing the right thing after all, and over a year later she is still helping so many people new to computers get to grips with the basics and much more, teaching them everyday things like, setting up email, online shopping, paying bills, selling on EBay, Facebook, Twitter, Skype and Microsoft office.

She always welcomes beginners and says "there's no need to struggle", The Computer Lady is user friendly and very patient.

Cos I've 'Ad a bit of training myself, I like to think of a computer like a filing cabinet with lots of drawers and folders in it!

Now a data dongle (stick) isn't much different!  If you imagine a dongle as as an extra drawer for your filing cabinet, you can put lots more folders in it with lots more information and if I have lots of dongles I have lots of drawers and lots more room for hiding stuff.



Any way I'm sure The Computer Lady can explain it all far better than me, she'll help you to organise and manage your content to suit your needs...

BTW  My mate Andrew can design, build and install you a Content Management System into your own website.  Once you have one of these you don't need to keep running back to your webdesigner every time you want to make a change because if you can use MS Word you can just change the information you display as and when you please and I'm sure The Computer Lady will be happy to show you how to use it!


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